Splatoon fans should get a laugh out of this… I hope

Yeah, doing this one a bit differently today. Not only will I have Bing in this (though I promise I’ll get to Stable Diffusion eventually), but I’ll be having ChatGPT as a special guest!

So, yeah. We’re in for a doozy.

So the prompt for these were simply for a Splatoon RPG. Why? I thought it would be funny, though I’ll let you be the judge with ChatGPT with the sypnosis and Bing with the box art.

First, here’s ChatGPT’s contribution:

Splatoon: Ink Chronicles is an imaginative RPG set in the colorful and dynamic world of Splatoon. In this unique adaptation of the popular Nintendo franchise, the gameplay expands beyond the original shooter format, transforming into an immersive, story-driven adventure.

The game introduces players to Inkopolis, a bustling city where humanoid squid creatures known as “Inklings” live. The once peaceful metropolis is now in turmoil as the Inkling communities face an unprecedented threat. The iconic Great Zapfish, the source of power and balance for Inkopolis, has been stolen by a mysterious organization.

Players assume the role of a young and talented Inkling just starting their journey in this extraordinary world. Their mission is to save Inkopolis by recovering the stolen Great Zapfish and restoring harmony among the competing Inkling factions. Along the way, they’ll explore diverse, vividly designed locations, interact with fascinating characters, and engage in thrilling turn-based battles.

As an RPG, gameplay focuses on strategic combat utilizing the core mechanics of Splatoon—ink-based weaponry and tactical movement. Players create and customize their own Inkling, choosing from various classes such as Shooter, Roller, Charger, and more. Each class has unique abilities and weapons, allowing for diverse playstyles.

The story progresses through an interconnected series of quests, encouraging exploration of both the urban cityscape and surrounding environments like sprawling ink-filled forests, mysterious underwater caves, and towering ink-covered factories. Within these locations, players will encounter bosses, mini-bosses, and other formidable adversaries, engaging in challenging battles to secure crucial victories.

Throughout their journey, players will gradually uncover the secrets behind the Great Zapfish’s disappearance, unmasking their enigmatic adversaries and discovering unexpected alliances. Friendships formed along the way will provide valuable boosts and bonuses, enhancing the team’s combat prowess.

Additionally, the game features a robust multiplayer mode where players can team up with friends or other players online. Battling in intense ink-filled arenas, they compete against rival teams in customizable matches, earning experience points and rewards to further enhance their characters.

Splatoon: Ink Chronicles seamlessly blends the vibrant, fast-paced world of Splatoon with the immersive storytelling and strategic depth of an RPG, offering players a new and thrilling way to experience the beloved franchise. Jump into this exciting adventure, unite the Inkling communities, and save Inkopolis from chaos!

ChatGPT

Yeah, I’m going to address one major detail that stuck out to me. Specially, the mysterious underwater caves. I know you need varied areas for an RPG, but come on! Unless they’re in a submarine, your party would probably be dead.

Now let’s move on to Bing’s attempt at box art. Normally, I just pick the ones that I like the most, but I’m sharing all four of them due to reasons.

Speaks for itself, really.

Though I’m sure that the more… deformed cephalopods would make for interesting party members?

If I had the means and talent to make a Splatoon RPG myself, however, I’d use my own Splatoon OCs.

Though it wouldn’t stop Nintendo from shutting it down.

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